Confessions of a dangerous mind.........!!!!

1)To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
2)Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
3)He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
4)Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
5)I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
6) Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
7)The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
8)The greatest need -- Common sense.
9)To succeed, u must first believe that u can.
10)Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.